My son is not cute 

At the grocery store today. 

Woman passing in the aisle, to Saxby: You’re cute. 

Me, to my son: Say “thank you.”

Saxby: No, I am not cute. 

Pause for effect, like he knew what he was doing. 

Saxby: I’m beautiful. 

The end. 

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3 Responses to My son is not cute 

  1. Kathryn Lee Peris says:

    and he is.

  2. Carol says:

    No flies on that boy–a very old saying.

  3. Marty says:

    Priceless

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